Early Bird Explorers T-Shirts

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

A boy acting suspiciously

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Fossil hunting

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"This is it? No video?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Peter and I spent the summer re-wilding the children."

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

Mowing the Jungle

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'