Early Bird Explorers Mugs

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

A boy acting suspiciously

Future garbage truck driver.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Toast: the high energy food

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Fossil hunting

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"This is it? No video?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Peter and I spent the summer re-wilding the children."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

Mowing the Jungle

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."