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"Brat"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

"I'm basically a Rimbaudist, but with a little Ferlinghetti thrown in on my father's side."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Flying Ear Specialist

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

Jack Kerouac.

"I lie awake at night in fear that one day she'll get drunk, and we'll never see each other agian."

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

'You put a round thing on a spinning plate with a needle and then you play with buttons and knobs...only old people know how to do it.'

'No, I don't think it's tinnitus.'

The damage from wearing headphones.

The Heptathlon for beatnik.

"To jailed comrades!"

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

"Wrong?? It was obvious that old white men like you don't like independently thinking women."

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

"I'm spending the day with my aging parents."

"Boomerlennial."

He says his ears have been burning. They are quite large, aren't they? And weirdly shaped, to be honest. Ow, it's happening again!

'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'

Pasternak & Kerouac meet in a cul-de-sac

"You won't need those. The recital hall is parent-friendly – it was designed as one big dead spot!"

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

Laryngologist

'I think you'll find that I'm a very good listener.'

Whistler