E-learning Aficionado Pillows

Technologies and distance classes

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Hanging off every word...

Super Student

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"A virus ate my homework."

University Book Store.

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

High School

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Pavlov's Blog."

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Education.

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Spelling Bee at Ridgefield Country Day School.