E-hunt Explorer Pillows

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Likes: $2.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'