E-commerce Enthusiast's Best Buddy T-Shirts

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Internet.

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Online Shopping.

Gerald Ratner's return

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Terms and conditions

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"I got it from eBay."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

You Shouldn't Have

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Internet Shoplifting

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."