E-card Enthusiast T-Shirts

Oh no! Did your computer crash? Worse. I got an evite to a baby shower. What's the problem? They send and electronic card. I have to buy a real epresent. So? That's "e" as in "easy". "e" as in expensive.

"Weno you sent your Valentines day card, which button did you press?"

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'How about a game of cards?'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Sunrise and Sunset

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Belated Birthday Cards

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Greetings!

"The 'Condolences on you Bankruptcy' cards are over there and the 'Congratulations on Your Tax Rebate' cards are on aisle 5. . ."

Valentines for Things

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

Diamond Geezer.

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Reflection greeting cards.

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'