Dystopia Admirer T-Shirts

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Welcome to the future"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Flag bearers

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Magician Playing Golf.

USA 2030

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

Post Post

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

Bureaucratic Hell

"Boun giorno, Gorby!" "Buon giorno, Bush!"

Santa and Ralph, the Red Bottle Nosed Dolphin wish you Sea-Sun's Greetings.