Dystopia Admirer Prints

Budgetmageddon

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Welcome to the future"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Flag bearers

Magician Playing Golf.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

Minority Report Is Real

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

USA 2030

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

Post Post

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

Bureaucratic Hell

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

Bottlenose is cool, I guess - I mean, compared to what we call you, anyway.

Santa and Ralph, the Red Bottle Nosed Dolphin wish you Sea-Sun's Greetings.

"Boun giorno, Gorby!" "Buon giorno, Bush!"