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"Someday all this Corona stuff will be over, and we'll return to our normal level of dysfunctionality."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

Just your average family holiday portrait.

Old and young

Egalitarian family

"Mommy you're perfect!"

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

Later that day, little Johnny got in big trouble for playing with them.

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

'Should I have a baby after 35?' 'Isn't 35 children enough?'

Would you like it engraved? Yes please put to my one and only love. That way if we break up and she throws it back at me, I can use it on someone else.

"I thought I told you two to stop horsing around in here."

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

A ghost in bed with the Grim Reaper

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"The candy bar I bought got stuck, so Johnny tried to get it out. First he put his hand inside. . . then his arm. . . then. . ."

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

"I told you, always support the baby's head!"

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