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'Don't stare, woman. They're one of those poor, sad, childless couples.'

Egalitarian family

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Balloon Kids

Swinging

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Family members!

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Family Feeling

"Whadd ya wanna be for Halloween, Bro?"

"Edward! Where are our children?"

Loving family

Clock Face Golf Set

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

Reality of Parenthood