Dynamic Workplace Enthusiast Mugs

"It's not just one incident - several of our customers have expressed their concern about your negative vibes."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

'These are job perks.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"OK Hunter. Go join the 'non-verbal criticism skills' seminar!"

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

Miss Wilkins, I need you to pop in and hang up my phone for me again.

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

Workplace Confidentiality.

'How's this for a severance package? Five minutes to grab all you can get.'

"Best wishes in your new job!"

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

'I love men in uniformity.'

'Don't look at this as a demotion, look at it as the stripping away of your last shred of dignity.'

"Jason Smith, civil engineer" "Simon Truscott, uncivil engineer"

"Some people at work think you're a little to aggressive and intimidating."

"It's face painting Friday."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"This one is less distracting."

'Can we talk... alone?'

"I'm used to dealing with grievances. I've been married for 30 years."

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

'Try to forget that I'm your boss, Saunders and just try to think of me as one of the boys!'

'This makes our merit pay system so simple.'

'It's the boss' attempt to convey a certain openness'

'Hey you two, take it off-line!'

A really great place to work: 'Entitlement Inc'

"I preferred it when you micromanaged more openly."

"Sorry, sir. Access denied."