Creative Workplace Enthusiasts Mugs

Paint company desk boxes: wet & dry.

"Staff support"

'These are job perks.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'I'm not saying he's going to chew you out, but he skipped breakfast and lunch.'

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

'Why, those little dickens! Somehow they must have figured out that we're coming to give them their measles shots!'

"Your personality test shows you are selfish, mean, and lazy. We'd like to offer you a position in management."

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

'I interview well, but only for exit interviews.'

'Beegly, I want you to give this old college try... you know, cheat.'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"His cell is a TV remote, his diplomas are elevator inspections, his computer's an Etch-a-Sketch -- but his contract's iron clad."

"This one is less distracting."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"It's face painting Friday."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

Piano desk.

A really great place to work: 'Entitlement Inc'

Crowdsourcing the cubicle.

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."