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Paint company desk boxes: wet & dry.

"Staff support"

'These are job perks.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'I'm not saying he's going to chew you out, but he skipped breakfast and lunch.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

"Your personality test shows you are selfish, mean, and lazy. We'd like to offer you a position in management."

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

'I interview well, but only for exit interviews.'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'Beegly, I want you to give this old college try... you know, cheat.'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"His cell is a TV remote, his diplomas are elevator inspections, his computer's an Etch-a-Sketch -- but his contract's iron clad."

"This one is less distracting."

"It's face painting Friday."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

"You act like you've never worked with an art director before."

'Now that your 'peak earning years' have passed, we'll be cutting your salary.'

Crowdsourcing the cubicle.

A really great place to work: 'Entitlement Inc'

Piano desk.