Dynamic Investor Gifts

'My General Dynamics is looking a lot more general and a lot less dynamic.'

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

Mod Kwan Doh

Pig's Human Bank

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

To err is human, but to have your stocks recover from a plummet is divine.

'You shouldn't put all your cash into one stock... you need to diversify. Try buying beef, vegetable and chicken stock...'

'I need a change in my life. From now on it's all wheeling and no dealing'

"The secret to his success is: buy low, sell high, follow your nose."

At The Clown Bank.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

Sergio Kun Aguero

"We invest in original art but these days this is all we could afford."

BMX Tricks

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

Prices displayed for a book and its movie rights.

Stockbrokers - The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."

'He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures.'

Sell the Universe !

'Yes, I'd like to withdraw $200. And could you make that in smart money?'

'Papa! Guess what! Evolution is making a lot of sense to me!'

Artist studies trampolinist.

'I should warn you that results may vary concerning any wishes about the stock market.'

"The good news is things look good. The bad news is that's just a crack in the wall."

"on the contrary, the fund's performance has been quite good when viewed in dog's years."

Acme Tech Services - Driver does not carry Bitcoin.

'It's 10:00pm - do you know where your stock broker is hiding?'

Lance Franklin

"Yes, reverend, all our stocks are faith-based.2

'What's the point of spending twenty bucks to buy a frame to display my first dollar?'

"God spoke to me in a dream and it really changed my life. He told me to diversify my portfolio."

Stockbrokers - I'm not greedy, I'd just like something that makes a nice steady profit.

'I like art I can understand.'