Dynamic Economist Gifts

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

'As your financial advisor, I'd have to advise you to change your main income provider,'

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Man ironing out a line graph.

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

'I need a change in my life. From now on it's all wheeling and no dealing'

Greece - Euro

Why Doesn't Rent Want to be Free?

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

"We only missed two strategic goals: Supply and demand."

'It's similar to the government's system of checks and balances. I write the checks and you try to balance them.'

Toys. Dolls. $28.95. Sir, you sell these baby dolls for $28.95?! Who knew having a kid could be so expensive!

"Oh no - another mouth to feed!"

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

"A preliminary market analysis indicates that money can buy us love at approximately $21.75 a bushel."

The manufacturing will be in China with most of the development work taking place in South Korea. Logistics and customer support are based in India."

'Adam Smith Institute? Just follow the invisible hand and it'll lead you to where you need to go.'

'The dollar and I seem to be weakening at the same rate!'

"I found a way to pay the mortgage. I sold the naming rights to the house."

Let the match begin

Franz Oppenheimer

Economics Symposium: 'Why 'Reaganomics' is a word, but not Bushonomics, Clintonomics or Nixonomics...'

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

'This is the era of transparency. I'm marrying you for your money.'