Dynamic Control Pillows

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'I need a change in my life. From now on it's all wheeling and no dealing'

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

How about swapping wives for the day?

BMX Tricks

Combating Zika

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

Dance Partners

"Certainly you're qualified, .… we're just trying to achieve a certain dynamic."

'Your teacher says he finds it impossible to teach you.'

'Teachers' Dreams' 'You may have a B.IP., a Behavioral Intervention Plan, but I've I got a T.I.P, a Teacher Intervention Plan, that trumps your B.I.P.'

'My General Dynamics is looking a lot more general and a lot less dynamic.'

Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.

'Hi honey I'm Home.'

'Luck is when good classroom management skill meets a day when the disruptive students are absent.'