Dyeing Diva Gifts

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Little Princess.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Kensington Fluffies

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

How would Madam like to pay?

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Curtains haberdashery

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Baby dressed for the opera.

The quarantine self cut.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

A day at the races

Prehistoric Wallpaper