Dvd Enthusiast Mugs

'Busy day?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Getting to Know You

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

TV-Man

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

TV jester.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"