Dutch Heritage Enthusiasts Mugs

'And put my dinner and hers on one 'cause we're going dutch. . . she pays 75% and I'll pay 25% cause I'm half dutch.'

A Hole in the Dike

"I made you a mixtape."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alexander Pope

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Welsh Lady

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

'So what do you do?'

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

European Loan to Greece

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Greece

Notre Dame Fire

Making Totem.

Betting flunkey anxious about money

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'