Dutch Heritage Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'And put my dinner and hers on one 'cause we're going dutch. . . she pays 75% and I'll pay 25% cause I'm half dutch.'

A Hole in the Dike

"I made you a mixtape."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alexander Pope

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Welsh Lady

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

'So what do you do?'

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

European Loan to Greece

Greece

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'

Betting flunkey anxious about money

Notre Dame Fire