Dutch Disaster Humor Mugs

Save the Lowlands or put away his loose stamps?

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'You called a plumber!'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Luck

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'I can see the sea!'

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

"... Till death us do part."

Forest Fire Hazard

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

The end is nigh.

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'