Duo Of Best Friends Prints

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

Shepherd and eurydice

"What's a patent?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Dog yoga

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Theatre Masks and Butts

The Mouse Princess

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Mixed Doubles.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda