Best Friend Prints

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

"Everything I know about self-care, I learned from you."

'What took you so long?'

Yin and Yang Hug

"I really appreciate this."

"Yes, you're my best friend, and no, I'm not lending you forty thousand dollars."

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'Look, Jake, I like you, but I can't be your best friend AND your agent.'

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

The Map of the Human Heart

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

Terrible at Goodbyes

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

Meditator thinks about shoes and chocolate.

"Who the hell are you going to listen to - the voices in your head, or your best friend?"

'Night sweats, what night sweats?'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

'Who's to say my best friend can't also be my financial adviser?'

Last night of freedom.

"And furthermore, I don't like the way you argue!"

'Drat! I better take her in. The check engine light just went off.'

Good friends

"You're amazing, Hargrave - fair weather or foul, good times or bad, boom or recession, you're always the same."

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Three Wise Women: 'Then at about six weeks or so you can probably expect a touch of colic...'

'You spend 90 hours a week on that computer so as your best friend, it's my responsibility to tell you to GET A LIFE!'

"I can't believe I waited this long to get a financial support animal."

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"Don't let this beautiful weather fool you into thinking everything's fine."

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

'You guys are real friends!'