Duo Of Best Friends Mugs

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

Shepherd and eurydice

"What's a patent?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Dog yoga

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

The Mouse Princess

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"This is daring, but I like it."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Mixed Doubles.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda