Dungeon Masters Mugs

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'I think they're up to something.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

Wow. A corner office at last

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Cheating Death

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

Party games.

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

"How do I keep my kids in line? I threaten to rent out the space under their beds to monsters."

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"