Dumbbell Devotees T-Shirts

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

Secret Family Recipes

Happy Eightieth Birthday

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

Cut out and keep your own Fitness Instructor.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"

Weightlifter

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.

Sania Mirza

'Making the resolution to sort out my work-life balance is BEST decision I ever made!'

"Done already?" "Yeah. I'd hate to get too sexy. I don't want to distract the airplanes flying overhead."

It was easy to make Charlie laugh. (Sign: Will do rimshots for money)

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

Gumball Machine Fishbowl

France, 1792: The Human Cannonball -- Le canon de l'Homme -- is First Deployed in Battle

Get behind me Jed. When a rattler get bongos out, he means business!

'We're doomed sire. The barbarians have more dodgeballs, and their throws are more accurate.'