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Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Secret Family Recipes

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

Cut out and keep your own Fitness Instructor.

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty. (Published previously on September 4, 2010).

Weightlifter

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

It was the bottom of the ninth and the bassists were loaded. O

"Done already?" "Yeah. I'd hate to get too sexy. I don't want to distract the airplanes flying overhead."

'Making the resolution to sort out my work-life balance is BEST decision I ever made!'

"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."

It was easy to make Charlie laugh. (Sign: Will do rimshots for money)

Early dodgeball.

Sania Mirza

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

Gumball Machine Fishbowl

Get behind me Jed. When a rattler get bongos out, he means business!

France, 1792: The Human Cannonball -- Le canon de l'Homme -- is First Deployed in Battle

'Rolling Stones in Concert' and in huge letters, 'Sound Engineering by Mark S. Warp.' 'Sound Engineer Dreams.'