Dueling Painter T-Shirts

Artists of the wild west.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Duel in a wheelchair.

The Sculptor

Wild West Text Showdown

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Muhammad Dali...

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Action shot portrait.

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

"They are our creative midfield."

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

Dodge Ball City.

Artist's Imagination

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

Peace Fighting