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Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Duck - 'Quack?' Lad - 'No, hallucinogenics.'

Cosmetic Surgery

'Ok, who threw that?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

One duck in a shooting gallery has managed to avoid being shot - 'I'm guess I'm just a lucky duck!'

Quark! Quark! - Duck on power plant pond.

"Betty, we're paying through the nose for that plastic surgery! Just look at that visa and discovery bill!"

Another time-travel 'pair o'ducks.'

'Sorry son, you can't join: You're flat-footed...'

'He's falling behind again - I told you he'd bed trouble!'

Rubber Duck??

'Yes, I know you're not a vet. But as you're a quack, I thought yo might be able to help.'

Air Duck/Floor Duck.

'Your bill sir.'

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

'Swimming tones up the muscles and gives you poise.'

'Ma, it's sprinkling rain! You don't expect me to go to school through all those puddles, do you?'

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"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A duck in a bathtub

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

How about going easy on the carbs

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'