Ducks Lover Pillows

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

Hockey Season.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Business Duck

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

Could I have my Bill ?

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away