Ducks Lover Mugs

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

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Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

Hockey Season.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

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Mother Duck.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Business Duck

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

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"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

"No, son. Let him finish."

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