Duck Humor Mugs

"Now, that's really weird: The farmer's kids have a rubber duck in their bath!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Do me next."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Duck Hunt

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

How about going easy on the carbs

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Snowmobull

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Dog wearing a cone

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Fly fishing.

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Of Mice and Men.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Honk if you love me!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.