Dual-tasking Adventurer T-Shirts

"I'm off to fill eighteen cavities."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Back to school.

Sport Utility Boot.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Working mother

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Scuba Diving Devil

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Piano eight hands.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

One Man Band

Multitasking.

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

The Bus Stop.

'And remember, when you reach the speed of sound the controls work in the reverse direction.'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

Student walking into 'Facts of Life' lunchtime club.

'I checked around and you're the only mommy that requires an appointment.'

Not in. Take 1 aspirin and call in morning.

'Everything was fine until he pressed 'upload'.'

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

"I'm into painting with my feet"

For some reason the waiter feared that this customer may do a runer

'Move your feet...work the jab. Jab, jab, jab, jab! ok?...And hang in there. My Daughter's soccer game is almost over...'

'But can you walk, chew gum and TEXT at the same time??'

Detour 50c.

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

How to eat while reading.