Dual-skilled Experts Pillows

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Procrastinators Incorporated

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

Bird watching in Bolivia

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"Thank you for coming. The talks were forthright and useful, and provided an excellent climate in which to resolve our remaining differences."

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

Let the profit-making begin!

This stuff fixes things at home, why not here?

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

Working Marriage

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principal's office. It's nothing personal. It's just a classroom management thing.'

'Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!...'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

Earth Moving A Specialty

"Are you sure you're fully qualified"

"I'm warning you, young lady. You've got to the count of three before I say 'I'm not kidding'."

"Impressed? Don't be. I also read trash."

Expert and Ex-Pert

"I'm referring you to an embryologist."

Man reading two books at once

The naughty step

"I said. . . opening the economy now with the Covid 19 cases on the increase is just too risky. . . hello. . . ? Hello . . . ? Anybody there. . . ?"

How to be sure you really like that baby name.

"Under self-isolation rules, you can make a start on reading your impressive range of pretentious books, can't you?"

"So, I'm thinking... why choose? Why can't I be a hunter AND a gatherer?"

'If you're looking for the one you backed you'll need stronger binoculars!'