Dual-natured Soul Gifts

'They're going to let me be your guardian angel and play devil's advocate, too!'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Dolores is so avant garde.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Yoko Ono

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"You've been served."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Rutger Shower

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'Think outside the seed.'

Little Richard

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

PastFuture.

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"Why are we here?"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

A friar

"Her Ladyship wanted the portrait to have a more contemporary look."

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

'Check under the hood? You're not feeling good? Oh, now I understand...you feel misunderstood!'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Heavens, what have I done?!"

"I had a balloon once, but with me it was real estate."

Penguins - one is skating.

The power of positive affirmations

No caption. (Friar wears a cross and the chord leads to his ears as it does with a MP3 player.)