Dual-mode Fan Pillows

A man cheers

Cat Tie

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Running out of Gas.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Workplace Confidentiality.

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Joe's Tuxedos

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'You said you liked red cars.'

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

Soft-tops.

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

Efficiency Expert Greeting

'It's not necessary to dress for dinner, Mr. Griswold.'

"God, I hate these stuck up coastal elites!"

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.