Dual Identity Enthusiast Prints

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Twins

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Sorry, I don't work here."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"The president has banned the Mexican wave and replaced it with the American wave... Also, empanadas will now only use American jumping-beans."

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

'He needs a domain name.'

"Which one of us is me?"

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

I Was Married to Banksy.

Millennial

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

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