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"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

"The season finale of the world is near."

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

"Will you please cut the 'Alas, poor Yorick' bit and open that chest?"

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

Greece - Euro

"He claims it's the end of all humanity. It's amazing how kids overreact when their phone battery dies."

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience