Drool Admirer T-Shirts

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

Ancient Racing

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Early Piety

Dolphin friendly tuna

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cow's straw

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Gym Dog

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Pea