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'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Early Piety

Cow's straw

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

On the brink.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Gym Dog

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."