Drone Pilot's Buddy T-Shirts

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Claus 2.0

The Hobby Store

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

Nuclear Security Summit

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Domestic Spying Drones

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

The Red Baron meets his match.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Entomology Reference

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"It beats flying for your food."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Pet Drone

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Drone warfare...

"I think it's from accounting."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."