Drive-time Comedian Prints

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

"I need to tinkle."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Take me home now!"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Road work next 15 years.

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Trapeze artists commuting

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Metrocard error messages

Need a Lawyer?

Speed Checked By Radar.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

Bus Stop Evolution

'I don't like this. . .'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"