Drinks Like A Fish Pillows

"It's best just to leave them alone - Over the years, they've come to regard themselves as an elite group of drunks."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Civilized Salmon

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

Fish Food

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

Revenge of the Fish

'Say on the papers!'

Whale Whale Whale.

"This is our basic flush but I think your loved one would appreciate a more substantial flush."

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

"No more home swaps on the internet."

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

'And why is liquidity so important to you?'

'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'

Darwin goes fishing

'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'

A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.

'You can't expect fame and fortune from selling just your fillet of sole to the devil.'

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

"You've got your scales on backward."