Drinking Water Prints

"I collect molecules of hydrogen and oxygen. I keep them in this glass of water."

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

"Drinking fountains were too expensive to install, but we are providing a garden hose to drink from."

I think you're taking your hydration too far

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

"Hey, Bob. Howe's it goin'?" "Drinking eight glasses of water per day is a great idea. If you work in a bathroom."

"Your water, sir."

"I still manage to find the time to drink eight glasses of water a day."

!Come on Abdul, hurry up! I've drunk fifty litres of water too!"

'If we put this in the drinking water, ever sink state resident in Britain will feel the uncontrollable urge to travel to Afghanistan and defeat the Taliban.'

Montezumz's revenge: bottled water from Mexico.

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Little boy wants water in the middle of the night.

Bottled Water

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

Lite water contains 20% less moisture than regular water.

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

Advertising Agency - Miss Perks, I got the bottled water account.

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

'If I'm not mistaken, Mayfield is a sewage treatment plant.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

On holiday.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"