Wise Water Drinker Prints

'Its hard to keep in stock with the aging baby boomers.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

Lost and Profound.

On Holiday

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

The drinker.

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Bad times for retirees.

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

The wine and water lists.

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Actually, I'm not really a guru...

"The Meaning of Life is to take advantage of opportunities."

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

Global warming finally hits home. . .

'You're at the dangerous age, Mr Frubman. Have you considered buying some 'dangerous stocks'?'

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