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"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Men's fragrances...

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I'm an atheist!'

'The King of what?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'