Drink Station Enthusiast Prints

Desert Crawler Drink Station

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

City Boy.

You're the botanicals in my gin

'I know it's gassy...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Men's fragrances...

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I'm an atheist!'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'