Dribble Master Prints

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

I love Basketball.

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Wilfried Zaha

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"What a midfield wizard!"

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Basketball Halo

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

'Nice toss. But if you want a real tight spiral, try getting your elbow up and throwing right over your ear.'

'I'm afraid we can't accept you as a medical student, your handwriting is far too legible. '

The God's football

'Now that's just gutsy defense. Roger sacrifices his body, steps in front of the dribbler and draws the offensive foul.'

"What have you done?!"

'This PowerPoint slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.'

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