Dribble Dodgers T-Shirts

'Now that's just gutsy defense. Roger sacrifices his body, steps in front of the dribbler and draws the offensive foul.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Fear of news.

I love Basketball.

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Football Skills

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"The answer is NO!"

'I'd like to get back to nature...'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"Are you listening to me?"

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"Must be question time again."