Dressing Rooms Mugs

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"How soon will this be a remnant

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'Gravity wins - again.'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Unsuitable clothing.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

"It's just now starting to get comfortable. Why would I want to buy a new chair?"

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

Lady in a blue and white dress

'Do you carry this in red?'

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

"If only that waistline – but I'm a fine one to talk."