Dress Swayers Mugs

'If business doesn't pick up - we won't have a leg to stand on!'

Champagne

Advocado

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Masquerade

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Tiger Costume

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Radiant, yet flammable.

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

Tiger Costume

'Ice cream parlour.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

"Wow, you're dressed to kill."

'Hee hee hee! Where are some children I can fatten up with candy?'

Boyfriend Shirt.

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

The Fashions

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'